1. Right-click on an empty space on the Desktop 2. Select 'New->Shortcut' 3. Browse to 'C:\Windows\Application Data\Microsoft\Welcome' 4. Double-click on 'Weldata.exe' to select it as your shortcut command line 5. Click 'Finish' to save the shortcut 6. Right-click on the shortcut and select 'Properties' 7. Click on the 'Shortcut' tab and add this text to the end of the line in the Target area, 'you_are_a_real_rascal' 8. In the Run area, select 'Minimized' 9. Click OK to save your changes 10. Double-click on the shortcut